Downloaded wikiHow app on my phone for the survival kit with instructions for how to respond to various emergencies. In the event I am ever out in a kayak and discover a rattlesnake in the kayak with me, I am to calmly paddle to shore and gently guide the rattlesnake out of the kayak. Hell to the no! Imma gonna beat the living dickens outta that slimy thing with my paddle, toss its tube steak carcass overboard, then turn and run it over with my boat for good measure.
